Shit My CEO Says

Yes, he really said that.

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Could your department use an extra hand? I’ve got this intern, she’s really sharp and I think she could be a real asset to your team.

*makes shifty side to side glances*

[stage whispers] Plus she’s HOT!

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And then you do the blink blank bloomp, and then the blank and the bloomp. And then - aha!