Shit My CEO Says

Could your department use an extra hand? I’ve got this intern, she’s really sharp and I think she could be a real asset to your team.

*makes shifty side to side glances*

[stage whispers] Plus she’s HOT!

And then you do the blink blank bloomp, and then the blank and the bloomp. And then - aha!

I was entranced by the insights and thoughts.

I’m on a good mute here.

You are not marrying a commitment for life.

I’ve been appropriately embarrassed. But yet confident.

I’m asking for a little brain time.

With click-throughs or knock-offs or whatever they do with it.

As I unload my brain here…